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Gedidiah's Journal — November 15, 2000 Entry

Gedidiah's Journal is brought to you monthly by the "Good Folks down to Leroid's Store," or whenever they can talk Ol' Gedidiah into turning loose of a page or two of it!
Our First Article from Gedidiah's Journal:
Out here in the country, we have politics and elections, as well as our fair share of campaign trickery and poor losers, just like in the "Big City." That ever-present fact and recent national events bring to mind the story of


While I was buying groceries over at Leroid's Store this morning, I spotted a whole case of that good old fashioned bottled Root Beer on a high shelf behind the counter — the kind you just don't see anymore, in those heavy, dark returnable bottles. I asked young Nathan Leroid how much he was getting for them, but he said they were left there by his grandpa, and they weren't for sale. Then it all came back to me......

Back when Nathan's grandfather, Lucius Leroid, ran the store it was called "Leroid's General Store," and Ol' Lucius ran for County Commissioner 35 years straight, and lost 35 years straight. It wasn't that folks didn't like Ol' Lucius, in fact, next to the preacher, he was probably the most trusted man around — but, he just couldn't get the folks in our corner of the county to get out and vote, like his opponent, Seth Riggs, did — or so it seemed.

Over the years, the election results became predictable. Unless someone who actually voted passed away, or reached voting age, the vote totals were always the same, year after year — always 23 for Lucius, and about 200 for Riggs. Eventually, Lucius had quit fretting over the fact that his "close, extended family" had 25 registered voters — 2 more than the votes he got every year.

So, Ol' Lucius had settled into a habit of running for Commissioner with no real thought of winning — that is, until the year his son, Lucius Jr., brought home a friend from College.

Little Lew, as everybody called him, had told his classmate, Jimmy Car-somethin'-'r-other (sorry, but nearly 40 years have passed since then), about his father's political rut, and young Jimmy had volunteered to help Little Lew try to solve the problem. After talking with Ol' Lucius for less than an hour, young Jimmy had him stirred up like he hadn't been for 35 years. You see, Little Lew and young Jimmy were both taking Political Science at State College, and even though Little Lew was an "A" student, young Jimmy was "head of the class" — and, maybe that's why the same idea Little Lew had been suggesting for years "just sounded better" when young Jimmy said it — a slick but legal way to get the people to the polls!

And so, right before Election Day, a BIG sign appeared above the General Store sign:

(Limit One Per Registered Voter!)
And the "Root Beer Giveaway" was a tremendous success! Ol' Lucius gave away 423 bottles of Root Beer — 424 if you count the Bottle he POURed over young Jimmy's head when they heard the Election Results on the News:
Lucius Leroid 22,
Seth Riggs 401,
Seth Riggs wins again!
Not only did Ol' Lucius loose the election, again, he had somehow lost another "family" vote!

And that's the story of how old Lucius Leroid became known affectionately to local folk as the "POUR Loser." Lucius was only angry about loosing for a few minutes, but then he realized that he had been wasting his and the Taxpayers' time and money, and never ran for office again. And, not only did he accept his new nickname of "POUR LOSER", he laughed about it until the day he died. Young Jimmy never came back to visit the Leroids — last we heard of him, he was off somewhere still pulling devilish tricks for any politician who would pay him enough money.

You know — It's too bad that some politicians these days haven't learned how to be an honorable "POUR Loser" like Ol' Lucius, instead of just being "POOR LOSERS"——


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